It has been quite a challenge to train the pair of humans entrusted to us by the cat goddess Bast (All Praise Her Sacred Whiskers). Alas, it has fallen to me to bear most of the burden. Pixel is of little help, being thoroughly convinced she is a princess and quite above dealing with anyone not of royal blood. I hold no such silly notions about myself, of course. To do so would not be fitting for a Great Lion of the Serengeti. I alone have had the unending task of teaching them to perform their duties as both domestic servants and amusing playthings. It has not been easy.
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